Monday, October 25, 2010

Real Estate

Since I am a "Strat" expert (duh, my job title is "Strategic Adviser"), I'm going to share my first tip for becoming a real estate mogul in California: Buy a shit house for real cheap on a good lot in a desirable neighborhood, make sure you have an insurance policy that provides excellent coverage for force majeure, and wait for the overdue earthquake to hit. You will recoup your deductible easily and get a ground-up rebuild out of it. No need to comment now; just thank me after your first flip.

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